#he also did the snake blep thing

[maddragonfruit]

When he was a kid Janus couldn't pronounce his S's properly, he would go like "That'ssssss" and would just continue on until he snapped himself out of it, and sometimes it would go on for so long that nobody could tell if he was doing it for comedic effect or if he was genuinely struggling.

[melanirana]

Heya!- Just a random cute thought but what if Mer-eclipse or mer sun and moon do the little sniffing thing sneks do with their tongue sometimes? Its just a really cute idea but it'd also be really funny if They just did the bluff strike sneks do but its just like a gentle bonk-

yes Sun and Moon do the lizard/snake blep.

Sun is doing it out of affection

and Moon is doing it to be a liitle shit (bastard cat energie) he's also doing it out of affection but he is to shy to admit it

[crossover-enthusiast]

im very tempted to... like write something of this, but idk what id do with it, like where id put it.. i dunno

also P!Radford mini-hissing at things, makes me happy. small snake tendencies. b. bleping. yes. oh its great.

also this might be gross but the idea of Gadreel, while possessing rad, eats a mouse.... then wwhen Radford is free he coughs up like the tail or something. THE POOR GUY-

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If you did anything of this I'd read it :]

Also HAH YES. P!Radford blep. "B.p."

But oh god the mouse gvghc- Radford sees the tail, stops in horror, then goes outside to ACTUALLY throw up

[deepestbluesky]

hello it is time for a VERY niche post. join me for... SHL characters as SNAKES!!!!! i tried to find snakes that naturally occur in china or near china, as a terrible added parameter—there's a TON of snakes in china, but i just don't know many so it's terrible bc it added a lot of work for me lol. but i've learned things! and found some cool snakes! so! let's go. pictures of snakes ahead, if that's not your thing, feel free to peace out.

Wen Kexing - Sinomicrurus macclellandi a coral snake! just a nice boy you know? just a nice, extremely venemous boy with dramatic red coloration. shamless plug for my fic where wkx turns into This Snake.

Zhou Zishu - Bungarus multicinctus look at this lovely unassuming snake. got some goth-y drama but overall not too bad, right? one of the most venomous land snakes in the world 😌 (also. he and wkx match but like in a complimentary way.)

Zhang Chengling - Pareas margaritophorus the first thing wikipedia says about this snake is that it is small and harmless. for the first time so far, i am not trying to mislead you. just a little snek boi!!!!!! cute!!!!!! I Want To Hold And Protect Him

Gu Xiang - Fowlea piscator look i'm gonna be honest. there are not a lot of snakes that are even REMOTELY purple but this one has a little purple whip tongue! also, not venemous but (if it's anything like water snakes in the US) kind of an asshole. apparently pretends to be a cobra. look at her go.

Cao Weining - Coelognathus radiatus this snake has no thoughts in its head. look at it. i don't mean as a species i mean This One. That's cwn. just sitting there doing a blep. no venom, apparently a defensive sort of dude. cool colors tho!

Luo Fumeng - Calliophis bivirgatus a different kind of coral snake! i've gone a bit further outside of china for this one but LOOK at how gorgeous it is. how could i not let lfm be this glamorous. also i like the idea that she's a different genus of snake than wkx but still a (venemous) coral snake.

Liu Qianqiao - Elaphe taeniura gonna be honest here, the common name of this snake in english is the beauty snake (or ratsnake), so i didn't think too much farther. there's a ton of different color morphs of it. look at it, the elegance! she's beauty she's grace she'll constrict you (if you are a small mammal)!

Xie Wang - Bungarus fasciatus this is a different krait! zzs has MANY bands, xw just has bands. a little brighter colored and more extra than zzs, sliiiightly less deadly, still can very definitely kill you. LOOK at that warning coloration. if i was to pick two characters to DEFINITELY have warning coloration, it WOULD be wkx and xw.

Du Pusa - Euprepiophis mandarinus this is NOT my best work, but i just thought this snake was really pretty and so i was determined to include it somehow. hence: dps. they are ~secretive~ apparently. also. again. Look At It

Ye Baiyi - Python bivittatus BIG BOY!!!! ALMOST THE BIGGEST BOY!!!!! does occur in white color morphs in captivity (and like, i guess presumably in the wild? at one point? but i have to imagine that's like. not so much a thing anymore.) also, did i pick the picture that looks the most like a cryptid? of course i did, it's yby. he doesn't want his picture taken. he doesn't want you to know he exists even. leave him alone. where he belongs in his natural habitat.

Han Ying - Lycodon septentrionalis a shiny pretty boy. a shiny pretty boy who looks very much like a many-banded krait, in fact. however, they're not venemous. hy just looks like zzs. again: LOOK AT THIS GOOD SNEK.

Jing Beiyuan - Ahaetulla prasina several things here. one, this is an elegant but strange boy (i don't think this shows just how weird this guy's nose looks. it's like someone took a snake's nose and used pliers to stretch it out all pointy). two, FASHION!!! look at those pattens!!!!! a striking example. and three, it looks kind of like wu xi's snakeclet

Wu Xi - Naja atra he's a cobra. i think this speaks for itself.

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships random *mal* stuff

She was a rushed design. When she was created I just rushed to the picrew website and played with stuff. But she was supposed to look less human- so that is not how I see her in the picrew. (I cant draw) she was supposed to look a little closer to the glam sisters, her eyes are black as shit and she has no pupils like rosie. Skin is far from the picrew actually. Maybe light grey if that's possible. I voice claimed Kylie Mcneill because it fits what she looks like in picrews.. but from my vision.. I'd say Alice Lee.

She was supposed to have more trauma for her lore but I decided to go mild.

She has a scar on the left side of her lip from striker

If ever she abducts Jason, she would tie him up by hanging him the way Lilly hung herself

The snake thing has nothing to do with luck, or her lore. It's a random fixation because she likes that they look like noodles and they do blep

Carmellia's demon form is still undecided

She had a pet fawn that died of hunting. Her name was "Feela"

Her favorite horror film is "Final Destination"

Remember the time she trapped a man in a tanning machine? She stole it.

She's basically an idol; she can sing, dance, and rap. Also she has visuals

She has night vision, but sometimes she panics too much at night that if she doesn't see a light she's gonna burst.

Staticfly had a rough start on their relationship- Vox accidentally made her breakdown because he called mal by her full name, and went too far during sec.

For someone with a lot of pent up anger she's patient

Mal was like a combination of her parents- she's insane and drowns herself in her vices

Mal likes how possessive Vox can get and she wants to take him to his limit just to see him get so pissed that he's a bit aggressive- thus, why she would flash everyone like Glitz did

She has more fucked up kinks that I can't say

She might be practicing witchcraft

Out of the hotel crew, Niffty is the one she's close to the most. Because not only do they have a shared mother tongue, but they're equally scary

She treats the hotel as an actual hotel, not a rehabilitation center. She just wants to hang.

[agerestorybits]

materpost of stories

Ao3- Freepoetrynightmare

Huddles - little patton and Remus

Wait you can see us? - Little nico, Janus, roman and virgil

Hiding - little roman

Fearful - little patton and virgil

twin scare - Little roman and remus

feeling off part one - little remus

feeling off part two - little remus

school drop. - little patton 

birthday boy part one - little remus

birthday boy part two.-  little remus

quiet time - Little Roman

quiet time part two - Little Roman

regression and repression - Little Roman and remus

jealous - Little Janus and Virgil

not dad time - Little Patton

bedtime stories - Little Virgil and roman

playing little - Little janus

i didn’t mean it - Little roman

I didn’t mean it part two - Little roman 

i didn’t mean it part three - little roman 

bubbles - Little Logan 

hallucinations - Little remus

Doctor I don’t wanna. - Little Virgil 

doctor I don’t wanna part two - Little Virgil 

repression can be bad - Little Remus 

want logan - Little remus

twin trouble - Little remus and roman 

worry baby - LIttle virgil

double trouble - Little roman and Logan 

baby snake dodo do do - Little Patton and Janus

bug  - Little remus, roman and virgil.

little time - Little Remus, roman, janus, virgil, logan, Patton .

the dark - Little Virgil 

determined - Little Logan 

glitter snake - Little janus 

Little afraid - Little logan, roman, Virgil, Remus 

Coping - Little virgil, age dream Roman

looking at me - Little Virgil, Janus, remus 

I’m not little I swear! - Little Janus, Virgil, Remus 

Gotta share - Little Remus and Patton 

so it had a name - Little remus 

middle space - Little remus, roman, Janus, Virgil, Patton, Logan 

regress or dream - Little Roman 

Don’t say fuck - Little emile

fluff pile - little Remus, roman, Virgil, Patton, Logan, Janus

baby virgil - little virgil 

Spiderling - little virgil 

Hiss - little Virgil and janus 

Honeybee - little janus 

Kids say the darnest things- little Remus

Family issues- Little Thomas, Emile

Purple- Little virgil

Waiting- little remus

Easter eggs- little everyone?? but also not??

cuddlebitty- little remus

Smores and treats - little remus, janus, and virgil

Skitter bitty- little Virgil

Tantrum - little logan

Moaritly abandoned- little patton, logan 

Virgil’s break- little virgil

Worry not needed- little remy

many big one little little remus

All= all littles

time off_ little janus

DOn’t chew rocks= little remus, patton, logan

Don’t softener me- little janus

Pressure- little janus (Virgil mentioned but not there)

Hair- little Janus

I’ve got anxiety- little virgil

 Virgil free fics - 

 Sleepy boys - Little roman and Remus 

It’s easy - Little Patton and Remus 

remy regress - Little remy

rawr- Little Remus 

sleep - Little Thomas and Logan. 

Babysitting - Little Logan and Janus 

Sleepy Logan - little logan 

Show’s over - Little Janus, remy

Water dino - little Remus, logan

You shall not pass - little Remus, roman

Tadpole- little patton. 

lime green- little janus

He’s baby like it or not - Little patton 

pink little thomas

lime green- little janus remus

fluff puff - little janus

Blep- Little patton

Ivory- Little Remus thomas

Age what now? - little Janus

cherry- little roman

Promised time - little remus, roman 

To trust- Little Remus, roman

coloring- little remus

Tics- little remus

Something new- little janus

Twin fluff- little remus, roman

I did- little roman teen remus

A promise- little patton

Dead flower crowns little remus

Minecraft little Roman, logan.

Pink lemonade - little emile

Scales to young eyes. little thomas

cope with a thought little remus

Bookworm- little logan

Alone again- little roman

Care in the dark- little patton

Soft heart- little patton

Tiny confusion - little logan, Janus

Brace - little logan.

Hotel- little remus

pirate= little remus

sleepy squish- little remus

peaceful evening= little patton

forest wonders_ little thomas

Scales and gifts- little logan, janus

Puppy sticks - little patton, mentioned little janus

almost baby patton- little patton

Juice by another name- little logan

Birthday snake- little janus

Button bites- little remus

Sneeze- little logan

A sense of shame- little remus

[shadow--writer]

hi! could you maybe write something for muriel where the mc hears him talking to asra about how he doesn’t like the mc’s constant touching and how she talks too much, so the mc completely stops touching him and only speaks when spoken to? and maybe the main six realising more and more that the mc is keeping to herself and trying to find out what’s wrong, but she’s deeply hurt and embarrassed? sorry if that is too specific, it’s a dream i’ve had x

I’m gonna take it you want a she/her apprentice for this one? There aren’t any names here but there are gonna be she/her pronouns! Heads up here!

I wrote a little fic for it. First person since I’m still trying to get a hang of second it’s a work in progress XDD.

This is very angsty with Muriel and Apprentice (kinda ooc Muriel? Idk think of this as towards the start of his route. I love him so much this hurt to write)

Also sorry this didn’t go over everything you asked lol this got a little long but maybe I’ll add more later if y’all want ^^!

Requests are open! Fic and headcanon requests open still check out my pinned post for info! 

I hope I did this ask justice XDD lol have fun with the angst! 

TW: None.

Tags: Angst, tears, hurt/comfort, good friend Asra, great friend Faust. Lot’s and lot’s of angst. 

~~~~

My day started like any other. 

Woke up to Asra’s soft snoring and Faust’s little tongue blepping out as they snuggled together on their half of the bed. I was a bit groggy and my body ached, but I got up and ready for the day. 

Making breakfast I thought about what I would for the day. Nadia and Portia were out. Julian was making housecalls all day, I didn’t know what Asra was going to do but judging by his snores he would be asleep for a while. 

A grin broke it’s way across my face as I thought about visiting Muriel. I’ve been meaning to say hi again to the ladies (the chickens) and give Inanna a gift I had made for her a bit ago. 

I finished up breakfast and hurried to get my things together. Surprised, I found no Asra in our bed. He must’ve left while I was eating. 

It was no matter, I had a mountain man to see! My heart fluttered a little as I thought about him, he just...he made me so happy. 

His little blushes, when he actually smiled. Oh that soft smile was killer. I couldn’t be mad or sad when he gave me that soft little smile. 

My skin buzzed as I thought about touching him. Running my hands along his arm as we talked (me talking more, chattering on about what was going on in the shop and what everyone was doing while he listened, nodding along).

I seemed to skip on my way to his house, humming a happy song I heard a while back from Julian. 

“Hi little Apprentice! How are you?” Selasi called, smiling at me. I waved vigorously, grinning back at him.

“I’m doing great Selasi! Going to see a friend!”

“Would you like some pumpkin bread for the lucky person? New batch is coming out of the oven now!”

I pursed my lips, fighting back another large grin. “Okay! I brought enough for it anyways!”

“Ohh dear you don’t need to pay I’ll make it special for you!”

“Selasi this is a very poor business you’re running,” I chided with a laugh. “Let me pay for it, please.”

He sighed before laughing. “Stubborn as ever, fine. But it’s half off. Just for you.” He winked, making me roll my eyes. I would not win this fight.  

I paid for the bread, Selasi handing it to me in a small bundle. The spices wafted up to my face, making me sigh with happiness. 

Selasi laughed, waving me off as I headed back to the forest. “Have fun up there apprentice!”

I waved back with a large smile. “I will!”

It didn’t take long for me to get to the forest and begin my trek through it. My cloak got caught on a few branches but it didn’t do anything to sway my mood. I was determined to stay happy today.

Today was going to be a good day. 

Turning against the now beaten path, I spotted Muriel’s hut. I picked up my cloak and started to run, the chickens running around my feet, cooing at me. I bent over to run my hands along their backs. Their feathers were so soft, almost like silk. 

I wondered if he used a charm when bathing them, or maybe they just were taken care of so well their feathers reflected it.

“Hey ladies, can you point me in the direction of Muriel?” I asked, one of the chickens squawking like a reply. 

I nodded, pretending to understand. “Oh! He’s inside his hut? Thank you darling I’ll head there right away.” Another squawk. “And bring food out. Don’t worry.”

Tucking the bread into my side, I made my way to his door. I wanted to surprise him with the pumpkin bread, he seemed to like it a lot. Even asked Selasi for the recipe (the former replying with a wink saying ‘that’s a family secret’)

I could hear muffled voices when I got to the door. The door was cracked open. I tensed, magic sparking at my fingertips. 

Then I heard Asra’s voice and relaxed. I smiled again. He was here! Great! He would be ecstatic over the pumpkin bread I brought.

I snuck closer, listening to their conversation. It sounded heated. I stopped moving. “-I just hate how touchy she is!” Muriel’s voice. 

I froze. 

Was...was he talking about me? I was the only person to touch him as often as I did but...

“Muriel she doesn’t mean any harm by it! She’s just friendly!”

“Yes but I don’t like it when she gets so close to me like that. Like she’s always got to be touching me or she’ll die.”

I froze. 

When Asra dropped my name my blood ran cold in my veins. 

“Muriel she’s just being friendly. She loves you and she loves being around you. Touch is how she communicates that!”

“Yes but she talks so much and I never can get away. She always so touchy and always talking. It makes my head hurt. What if I want to be alone?!”

Asra let out a small sigh. “I understand. I know what you’re feeling but Muriel please understand she loves touch and she loves having conversations with you.”

“She just talks too much. Touches too much. It’s all too much.”

Each word was a knife to my heart. 

I did talk too much. I did touch him too much. And he hated me for it. Of course he hated me for it. 

Tears sprung up in my eyes. I didn’t know any of this. He never told me any of this.

I thought he was fine with it, used to it!

It just hurt so badly. 

Swiping at my eyes I turned and started to run. I dropped the pumpkin bread along the way but I didn’t care. I just needed to get away from them. Away from Muriel especially.

I let out a choked sob, tree branches scratching my arms and my cheeks. My tears fell faster and faster, my stomach curdling. All hopes for a good day were dashed. 

Tripping on a branch I went sprawling, my cries getting stuck in my throat as I pushed myself to sit upright. My hands were scratched up and they stung but I didn’t care. My cries were silent, my chest heaved and my body trembled. 

There was a cracking of twigs to my left. I tensed, but it was only Faust.

Friend?

I sniffed. “I’m fine Faust. Go back to Asra.” She flicked her tongue at me.

Friend hurt!

“Faust I’m fine.” I snapped. She blinked, and she stopped swaying. I wanted to bite back my words. Just because I was hurt and upset didn’t mean I could make her feel like that. “Faust I’m...sorry. I just...”

Muriel? Touch? Friend sad.

I nodded. “Nailed it right on the head.” She slithered closer, curling onto my lap. I ran my hand along her head and down the coil of her body.

Faust help.

“I don’t know if you can help...Muriel hates me. I’m so stupid!” My hands shook. My head was starting to hurt. Dizziness would soon set in. My hands, arms and face were still bleeding. 

Friend not stupid! Friend smart!

“Friend hurt another friend by not picking up body language clues.” Faust looked down at my bloodied palms.

Friend needs help.

I smiled, tears rolling down my cheeks. “Yeah. Yeah. I’ll just go home. A-And sleep.” My voice cracked as I spoke. “I want this all to be a dream,” I whispered to the snake on my lap.

The day had just started and I already wanted it to be over.

Faust curled around my arm. Faust come with friend.

I got to my feet, my legs shaking under me. I’d go home, clean up, sleep...and then....figure something out from there. 

“Thank you Faust,” I said softly making my way home.

~~

The days after that moved slow and sluggish. Asra watched me, concerned with my wellbeing. I didn’t eat much. And I was sleeping more. 

I knew he knew. When he brought back the cheesecloth the bread was in I knew he knew. 

He didn’t mention it. We only went about our days. 

Me only talking to Faust in fractured sentences. Whenever I saw Muriel I kept silent unless he spoke first. 

I never touched anyone, keeping my hands curling into my sides, tucked into my arms. 

Just not touching him.

He seemed to notice my behaviour with a wrinkle in his brow and a small huff. 

I didn’t care. I didn’t care.

I didn’t care about how my skin ached without touch. I didn’t care about how I wanted to cry every time to open my mouth to give a short answer to a question or conversation. 

I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable. I didn’t want him to hate me.

So I swallowed into myself. 

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[starcats1219]

So this is a fic based of @ens-vector 's dtiys. I'm not an artist, so instead I wrote a little ficlet. This isn't an entry, I just saw the art and got a bit of inspiration. Hope yall enjoy!

Janus was getting ready for the light sides movie night. Every couple weeks, the 'light sides' had a movie marathon, while he and Remus stayed back in the 'dark' side of the mindscape and had their own. After the events of Putting Others First though, Patton had insisted Janus join them for the following movie night. Nothing Janus said could deter him, so Janus was forced to come. He sat on his bed, willing himself to get ready. Patton had informed him the theme was onesies, and they were all required to wear them. Janus hesitated, before snapping his fingers to find himself wearing a yellow snake onesie. He looked in the mirror, fixing his hair under his hat a bit, before taking a deep breath and moving out of his room into the light side of the mindscape.

He appeared on the couch, a few feet away from Patton on the floor, in his cat onesie. The dad figure smiled and waved at him, but it didn't escape Janus that it seemed slightly faked and forced. He gave a tiny smile back, before glancing around the room. Logan was sitting on the other end of the couch, in his unicorn onesie while sipping from a mug of coffee. Virgil was in between the two of them, in his Jack Skellington pajamas. He flipped Janus off, while Janus pretended to not notice. Also on the floor, there was Roman in his Beast onesie. Janus felt himself redden with embarrassment and look away. They hadn't spoken since the last episode, and so things were still awkward between the two. 

Patton, luckily, seemed to notice their discomfort, and clapped his hands to get everyone's attention. "Okay guys!" The moral side said, smiling brightly, "let's start with our first movie: Frozen!" Roman cheered, while Janus groaned internally. Didn't they just watch this? Logan seemed to have the same idea, for he protested like Janus wanted to.

Logan, and internally Janus, lost the battle, mostly because Roman put up such a fuss at the reluctance. Ever the peacemaker, Patton calmed the two sides down, and put the movie on. All the sides, save for Janus, settled on their spots on the couch to watch the show, even Logan. Janus found he couldn't relax, not in the presence of people he still had a very tentative relationship with. He focused on the screen, hoping his nerves would leave as the movie went on.

They didn't.

As the night continued, Janus found his anxiety only rose at the thought of some conflict happening between him and another side. Namely, Roman or Virgil, maybe even both. Logan always seemed rather neutral to him, and Patton and him seemed to come to an understanding, but his relationship with the other two was...thorny, to say the least. Janus could feel his breath quicken, and his hands start to shake. That is, until he felt a hand on his thigh, making him look away from the screen in surprise. It was Virgil.

At his questioning gaze, Virgil whispered so the others couldn't hear, "I could feel you panicking from across the room, are you alright? Wait-no, of course you're not alright. Um, okay, can you name five things you can see?" Bewildered at the strange request, Janus complied, and continued to do so as Virgil asked him to list other things, such as what he could feel or smell. Afted finishing the last one, something he could taste, Janus found himself feeling a lot better. He tentatively smiled at the old dark side, and Virgil smiled back. 

Janus expected the anxious side to leave after helping him, but was surprised when he stayed. Not that he minded, of course. He never hated Virgil, just missed him, the other side just hated him for no reason he really understood. Virgil settled back onto the couch, leaning into Janus, while the deceitful side tensed up at the unexpectedness. He soon relaxed though, when he realized that Virgil was planning to stay. 

Janus tried to keep it in, he really did. But the pure joy in having Virgil not be hissing and cursing his very existence, the joy of Virgil staying, it was too much. His tongue stuck out, just the tiniest bit, as his cheeks flushed just slightly. A little blep. And for the rest of the night, that's where the two stayed. Even after the movie was over. Virgil, leaning into Janus, and Janus resting his arm around Virgil. The two fell asleep, and the rest of the sides had dozed off as well. (Although, Patton did get a couple photos of the two beforehand)

And sure, things weren't perfect, not even close. But they were getting better, and that was okay.

Words: 792

Anygay, that's all for now. Thank you all so much for reading, have a great day!

-Star

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pairings: Romantic Prinxiety (Virgil x Roman)

Word Count: 9841 Words

Summary: Roman goes into the Imagination after the events of POF but he runs too far. Can the others find him before it's too late?

Warnings: Eye Trauma, Injury,  Blood, Permanent Injury, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Notes: I might make a part 2 but I don’t know.

Shatter Me

Roman loved going into the Imagination and roaming around, the freedom to do whatever he wants and go wherever he wants. It also let him do things he couldn't do around the other sides like spar with his katana and visit Remus and Janus.

So he set out to his part of the Imagination first, cheering himself up with the beautiful meadows and he helped a small snake across the road and a short lecture to stay safe and not get hurt.

He then continued along his way through the Imagination with a small friend following him. Roman eventually stopped and picked up the small snakeling and it curled happily around his shoulders and he continued walking while talking to the small animal.

"So Virgil's been really nice lately. I think we're finally getting along and I really like him. I hope he likes me too." The snake flicked its tongue against his face like a cat grooming its owner. "I suppose you need a name? How about Romy?" The snake blepped at him and he smiled, pet over its side, feeling over the smooth, beautiful scales. "Romy it is."

They continued travelling, Roman telling Romy of his woes with the other sides right now until Roman stopped, noticing the sky had gone grey. Was it about to rain? Oh well, he wasn't going home just yet. He kept walking into the darkness until he found himself in the middle of a forest and realized what happened.

He had walked right into the dark side of the mind. He walked right into the dark side of the Imagination without so much as his sword for protection and he couldn't summon it here, inside of the Monster's Forest and he could hear the monsters that resides here, some howling, others growling, a few rattles and scrapes and screeches. And he was alone with Romy and no weapon.

He slowly, quietly, tried to find the path he'd come on but there was no indication of which way he'd come from or where he could escape. He stuck his head from the brush to look for a way out and got a slash across his eyes for his efforts. He stumbled back, hands over his eyes and holding them as he felt blood? tears? something warm and liquidy in his hands.

And he swore he was opening his eyes even though it hurt but nothing came through them. Romy hissed softly, cuddling to him, comforting him or at least trying to. Roman pet him, his only indication this was real right now and started crying. It would be too long before anyone found him, he'd die here.

"Wait, wait, wait. My baby brother is what?" Remus asked Janus again.

"I need to go into the Monster's Forest. I've been scouring the Imagination but there's only so many places he could be and the last place I need to search still is the Monster's Forest." Janus explained.

"I'm sure he's probably at his castle right now, moping because his ego was hurt." Remus told his boyfriend.

"Virgil checked there first, he's not there." Janus told him.

"Wha-"

"He has to be in the Forest, Remus, but I need your help to get him. It's been a month, Remus. I'm scared. What if something happened to him?" Remus' somber grimace greeted him when Janus finally managed to look up at him.

"Then we'll get him. Bring extra weapons, those things are vicious." Remus warned him.

Not a half hour later, they were at the entrance to the Monster's forest, Virgil, Logan, and Patton alongside so they had more people to search more area, weapons drawn and ready to fight whatever was in there.

"If we talk inside, it'll lead us to the center on the path where they can't hurt us. Don't step off the path, don't stop talking." Remus warned them.

They went about talking, Janus and Remus of their upcoming quest plans, Logan and Patton of their ideas to help Thomas focus, Virgil talking to himself quietly about his feelings about Roman. They eventually emerged into the circle of the forest, the dead center, which had a small grassy field surrounded by a tangled line of trees and foliage.

They didn't quite expect to see a bone-thin version of their friend mumbling to himself, or, rather, to the snake on his shoulders. Said snake slithered from his companion and to the closest side, Remus, to pull him closer, biting at the fabric of his pants and trying its hardest to drag him over.

"Romy?" Roman whispered. Romy let go to care for Roman, rubbing against him affectionately and seeming to tell him it was safe right now.

"Roman?" Remus asked, kneeling before him and ghosting his hands around his shoulders.

"Remus?" Roman asked back, reaching out for him, hands hitting Remus' chest and grasped on. "Remus, you came." Roman began sobbing.

"We all did, Roman." Remus alerted him.

"Everyone's here?" Roman asked.

"Yes, Ro, can't you see us?" Patton asked.

"I can't. One of the monsters. It...It scratched my eyes when I tried to leave." Remus hugged him close, protectively so, and Romy slithered onto Roman's shoulders, keeping him company again, protecting him.

"How did you survive here for a month?" Logan asked.

"You won't like it." Roman warned.

"Roman, are you okay?" Janus asked softly.

"I think so?" Roman answered unsurely.

"Remus, we need to leave, it's going to start getting dark soon." Virgil warned him, gently taking Roman, letting Romy crawl from Roman's shoulders to his own in the process of getting Roman settled in his arms. Virgil was concerned by how little his friend felt like he weighed.

"Okay. It's harder getting out so everyone tire this rope around you." Reus alerted everyone tying everyone to the rope. "We all guard Virgil no matter what. He can't fight. Virgil called bullshit. Virgil let his cloud-like aura manifest itself like a shield around him and Roman, impenetrable. "Nevermind, that works too. Again, keep talking, it should let us out if we all keep talking. Jan, talk to the new snake friend, keep him communicating." Remus reminded the snake-like side.

"Hey Ro, I'm really glad to have you back, everything's been so boding without you. I've missed you a lot." Virgil prompted Roman to talk.

"I thought I would die out here."

"I wouldn't let that happen. I made everyone search."

"But why do you care? I'm just a good-for-nothing price that can't even do his job."

"You're not. You're amazing and I'm sorry I've never said anything before but Roman, you matter and I'm sorry if I ever make you feel like you don't because you matter so much to me and I can't stand to see you hurt or unhappy."

"I matter to you?"

"Matter? Roman, I'm in love with you. Roman, I love you, of course you matter to me." Virgil sighed as they stepped from the forest and Remus counted all six of them and Romy, all seven, perfect.

"You love me?" Roman asked.

"So much." Virgil whispered, letting down his aura to calm himself and he had to hand Roman quickly off to Logan and took a few deep breaths to regain his strength and composure.

"Vee? Ae you okay?" Patton asked.

"I'm fine, I just... I had to protect Roman." Janus then noticed the blood spot forming on Virgil's right leg, his jeans ripped with three claw marks down the side from his hip to his knee all the way down his thigh.

"Virgil?" Roman asked as Virgil sat on the ground, breathing deeply.

"I'm okay. Nothing deadly. Just a little scratch." Patton would have scolded him if he wasn't downplaying it for Roman's sake.

"Remus, Roman, why don't you two go with Romy and clean up, I'm sure Roman needs a bath after a month in that dirty place." Patton told the twins.

"Sure, Pops." Remus began carrying Roman to the dark side house, Romy wrapped around Remus' neck now.

Virgil gritted his teeth as Janus had to bite anti-venom into him, nearly screamed actually, at the teeth impaled in his already venom-inflicted skin. But this was good, he could still feel it so no nerve damage had been done.

"I'm sorry." Janus told him, spitting out his blood onto the ground, nearly throwing up at the bitter, sour, burned sugar taste in his mouth of the venom that wouldn't affect him.

Actually, now that it was all he could focus on, he did throw up into the grass, Patton rubbing his back just as much as he was holding Vigil's had as Logan came running back with a first aid kit apologizing as he wriggled Virgil from his ripped jeans and began tending to the finally stemmed wounds.

Virgil would have been freaking out if he hadn't lost so much blood, but a few needles and some stitches meant basically nothing to him in his lightheaded, dizzy, dazing state of blood loss. So, even after nearly a hundred stitches, he was virtually unfazed.

Logan helped him into clean, not ripped jeans and helped him back to the dark side home as well where they found Roman and Remus in the living room with Romy, who was getting right along with Remus' pet possum, Pumpkin. Roman was telling Remus what he and Romy did to survive a month stranded in there with no way out.

"Romy brought me food. Well, his kind of food. But it was enough." Patton grimaced at the idea and Janus was already busy trying to quietly find something in the kitchen that would get rid of the taste still in his mouth from the venom.

"Do you want anything to eat?" Remus asked.

"If it's not any trouble." Roman whispered.

"Of cours, it isn't any trouble. I wanna feed my hungry baby brother! I won't even put anything weird in this time!" Remus told him.

"Thank you, Remus." Roman hugged him. Logan set Virgil next to Roman.

"Virge? Is that you?" Roman asked.

"It's me, my prince." Virgil told him, hugging to him.

"Are you sure that you're okay?" Roman asked.

"I'll be fine. Janus gave me some anti-venom and Logan stitched me up good so I'll be better in no time. It's you I'm worried about. You haven't even opened your eyes."

"It's ugly. They're scarred now. They shouldn't be open."

"I'm sure they're not ugly. They're a part of you. No part of you can be ugly, you're too gorgeous to be even remotely ugly." Virgil assured him. Slowly, Roman opened his clouded milky white eyes and Virgil held his face gently.

"Beautiful." Virgil alerted him

"They're ugly and they didn't heal right." Roman told him.

"Well, you won't see, I can't fix that. But I can make them look normal again if it bothers you so much." Logan told him.

"Please?" Roman requested. Logan put his hand over Roman's eyes and a healing blue light flashed before Roman's eyes were their old bright green, though with clouded milky pupils but they looked normal, no scar at all.

"Do I look okay?" Roman asked.

"As handsome as ever. Not that you weren't before." Virgil told him.

"I'm really tired." Roman alerted the other sides.

"Drink this and you can rest." Remus told him, handing him a warm bowl of soup, Virgil supporting his wrists and helping him hold the heavy bowl.

Once Roman drank the chicken based broth, he fell asleep against Virgil and Janus, who had settled next to him to check him over for any bites or scratches from the monsters.

Roman felt safe. He was home.

Taglist: @yeet-ceit​ @sneaky-slytherin​ @punk-academian-witch​

[theinkyisles]

but i’m writing this at three a.m.

Chapter One

Notes: I started this out of nowhere and I’m determined to see this out! It’s mostly going to focus on Janus and Virgil’s relationship, or rather lack thereof, after Virgil left and why Virgil left.  Also Janus is in love with Virgil and platonic dukeceit reigns supreme.

Pairings: endgame anxceit

Warnings: Small reference to medical issues, please tell me if I missed any!

Word Count: 1489

Link on Ao3

It was two in the morning.

Janus was cold.

It wasn’t anything new, Janus was usually cold. He couldn’t remember a time he wasn’t cold. Maybe in the very beginning, when the King was still around and he and Virgil were as thick as thieves, but that time wasn’t worth remembering. It brought too much grief. And so it wasn’t odd that Janus was cold. He was always cold, with ice in his feet, and an icicle in his chest. Every so often, that icicle would dig itself further into his heart, piercing it with its freezing touch and cold demeanor and-

And maybe he wasn’t thinking about just being cold anymore.

Janus groaned and flopped onto his back. He pushed away his electric blanket and heating pad, the idea being that if they weren’t going to do their job and warm him up, he didn’t want to be near them. He hated the texture of that blanket anyways. Roman probably did that on purpose; he was quite smug when he handed it over, but Janus was too proud to ask for a new one. The heating pad had been a gift from Patton, after one too many instances of food he made not settling well with Janus’ stomach. He didn’t mind it and had since then used it often, not that he ever told Patton that.

Glancing around his room, he started picking out things that hadn’t been there a few months earlier, prior to the beginning of his acceptance. A snake plushie from Patton, a book on Emmanuel Kant from Logan, his two corn snakes sitting in their terrarium from Remus, though that one had been there for much longer than the rest. Janus sat up against the headboard of his bed and watched as his snakes dozed underneath their heat lamp, nice and cozy. He would take them up to hold them for a bit, but he thought better of it. Why disrupt their sleep just because he couldn’t?

He kept looking around the room, head lounging against the backboard. A lot of the little knick-knacks were from Remus, admittedly. Snake skeletons hung from the ceiling like constellations. That had been a birthday gift, two years ago. After Virgil left.

He didn’t want to go down that road.

Janus refocused his attention on the book by Emmanuel Kant sitting on his main bookshelf. That had been a bit of an inside joke between him and Logan, something that the other sides had never understood and never really sought to. Logan would still smile and call him Emmanuel after he had been caught in a certain lie. Janus quickly realized that it was the only time Logan allowed himself to smile, let alone joke or laugh, so he endeavored to do it more often. Logan seemed to appreciate it.

The plushie had been an “acceptance” gift, of sorts, at least according to Patton. Janus hadn’t seen the point in it, but disappointing Patton just didn’t make sense in the moment. So, he took it and arranged it gently at the top of one of his many bookshelves overlooking the whole room. Its little tongue was stuck out in a little blep, making Janus smile slightly. It was cute, he’d give Patton that.

The only thing Roman had gifted to Janus was actually something that Janus treasured quite closely. An old-fashioned record player that sat on its own pillar in the corner of the room, next to Janus’ elaborate desk. The brass speaker was somehow modified for the sound to be changed according to what hand motion Janus made, which was what shocked him the most. What was the point of making something so complex for someone who Roman supposedly hated? Janus never asked, too afraid of Roman taking the gift away.

Janus swung the comforter off his legs and scooted to the edge of the large bed. He gently placed his feet onto the plush carpeting, into a set of slippers Remus gave him years ago. He slowly pushed himself off the mattress, his knees creaking from the cold. Janus wrinkled his nose at the feeling of the cold sweat accumulating at his back and underneath his arms, and resigned himself to taking a shower before he left his room. A small shiver ran down his back and Janus moved his head back to try and get the crick out of his neck. After a few minutes of gentle stretching, he started to move towards the bathroom. A hot shower would help with the cold, at the very least.

He slowly shuffled his way to the bathroom door, his head suddenly full of fog from the sudden movements. As soon as he picked up his silk robe from the doorknob, a knock was heard from the hallway outside his bedroom. Curious, he laid the robe over his arm and stepped towards the door, opening it in the same motion. Across the hallway, Logan’s door was opened as well, the owner of the room standing in the doorway. Virgil stood in front of Logan, the large patchwork hood over his head. They spoke in hushed tones, a fond look on Logan’s face. Janus shifted his footing, the floor creaking below him. Virgil’s whole body twisted to face the other side. Logan’s head had likewise shot up to meet Janus’ gaze. At the sight of him, Virgil hissed, pressing back into Logan. Said man stared at Janus for a few moments, and then flickered his eyes down to the much shorter side. Janus got the idea and stepped back further into his own room, and shut his door. He stood there for a moment before pressing his ear against the door.

“…-an’t believe that eavesdropping snake.”

“Virgil, he probably just heard us in the hall and wanted to investigate.”

“No! That’s just what he wants you to think! Trust me on this, Lo. He's evil.”

Janus stayed at the door until he couldn’t hear them anymore. He straightened up. He strode to the bathroom door, draping his robe over his arm. With a quiet step into the tiled bathroom, he shut the door behind him, and turned on the water so that they couldn’t hear him crying.

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Janus made his way down the stairs as he pulled his gloves taut. It was barely daybreak when he stepped into the Light Sides’ kitchen, Patton still sound asleep. He wasn’t planning to stay for long, Virgil would have his head after last night’s encounter. Swiftly, he filled and placed the kettle on the stove. He used his third hand to reach up for his favorite mug as the second reached for his morning tea, the first still setting up the stove.

As he pulled down his mug, he tossed a glance back to make sure that he wouldn’t drop the ceramic onto the floor. He paused. That wasn’t his mug. This mug was plain, white, utterly dull. His was handmade, by Remus and Virgil when they were kids. It was the last thing-

It was the last thing he had from his time with the Dark Sides before Virgil left.

Convinced he must have made a mistake, what with his sleepless night, he finished setting up the kettle and tea bag. He opened the cabinet. He shifted through the different customized cups, but his mug was still missing. Janus pursed his lips. This was odd, he admitted to himself. He was used to craziness in his schedule, he lived for Remus for many years and adapted accordingly, but this? Remus wouldn’t do this.

Breathing in, Janus refused to allow this incident to ruin his morning. He had better things to do today than cry over a missing mug. If anything, it was still in the dishwasher. He kept going about his business, tidying up the kitchen as he went. He moved over towards the trashcan to deposit a dirty paper towel left on the counter. That’s when he saw it. Shards of ceramic buried beneath paper plate and snack wrappers. Purple and green, black and yellow pieces.

Shattered

Janus blinked once. Twice. He dropped the paper towel into the bin. He shut off the stove, depositing the kettle in the sink. He grabbed the trash bin and with two of his arms, swept his favorite teas sitting on the counter into the container. He tossed back it into its usual corner without his usual grace and tact.

He stood there for a few moments, suddenly unsure of what to do with himself. A creaking floorboard forced his attention to the top of the stairs, where Virgil stood, looking down at Janus. They locked eyes for a few moments.

“I won’t leave,” Janus said. “I deserve this just as much as you do.”

Virgil said nothing. Infuriated and achingly upset, Janus stormed towards and up the stairs, stalking past Virgil with the heavy feeling of his heart beating painfully in his chest.

[casper-writes-stuff]

A Deal Part Two

ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22343371/chapters/53442415

Summary: Virgil and Deceit have a much needed conversation about their feelings.

I originally wanted to get this part done yesterday, but that didn't end up happening. That's okay though because my self imposed break the first night helped give me actual ideas to be able to finish and Gosh guys this is so soft.

Enjoy!

Virgil wondered when being domestic with a circle king became his life. He’d ask Logan, but he knew his best friend would take the question literally and answer “six months ago, Virgil. Is your memory failing?” and Virgil would have to make fun of him for being a nerd about time.

And Virgil didn’t really want to move from his position on his bed, because Dee was curled around him, head on his chest, and just sleeping and Virgil would rather die than wake up that peaceful expression.

This, of course, left Virgil to think heavily about the fact that Dee was his boyfriend and had tried to tell Virgil if he wanted to break-up he would be able to without becoming a sentient doll about a week ago and all Virgil had done was kiss his cheek and acted as if he hadn’t heard him.

Which… was probably an issue considering Dee got this really pained expression whenever Virgil was affectionate. It was like he hadn’t once considered that Virgil had kinda maybe fallen hard for him, just that Virgil thought he was only in this relationship to avoid repercussions.

Virgil sighed, running his fingers of the hand not currently wrapped around Dee through his hair. Fuck, he’d really gotten himself into a mess, hadn’t he? Seriously, how many people could say they’d fallen in love with a circle king who apparently loved them back and would do quite literally anything for them? Just him, probably.

“I can hear you thinking, Vee,” Dee muttered into Virgil’s chest, making Virgil huff out a laugh as he lightly patted the demon’s back.

“How did you get any sleep, if you can hear me think?”

“I didn’t, I’ve been awake this whole time.”

Virgil snorted this time, an affectionate smile growing on his lips.

“Right, and that snoring you were doing was totally fake.”

Dee picked up his head to glare at Virgil with tired eyes, though the sleepy grin on his face betrayed how he really felt about Virgil’s teasing.

“You’re cute,” Virgil muttered, pushing to leave a small kiss on Dee’s nose.

The surprised wonder on his face when Virgil pulled back had his heart melting in his chest. Gods above, how a demon could be that absolutely adorable, Virgil had no idea.

“Usually,” Dee started slowly, apprehensive of what he was about to say, “when a human sees a circle king, their first adjectives aren’t ‘cute’.”

Humming, Virgil watched Dee for a second, noting all the little twitches of his expression.

“Yeah, but most humans don’t get six months of being domestic with one, or the opportunity to fall in love with one, or to see when he bleps his stupid cute snake tongue when he pouts at me because I won’t give in to cuddle time right away.”

With each word Dee’s face got redder, and Virgil definitely heard his breath catch when he said fall in love.

“You… You love me?” Dee asked, sounding hopeful but also… scared. Like Virgil would lie about feeling that strongly about someone.

Virgil raised an eyebrow, shifting to sit up. Dee followed his lead, blinking in bewilderment at him.

“Yeah, Dee, I’d say I’ve fallen pretty hard. You think I’d kiss just anyone on the mouth?”

“You haven’t-”

Dee didn’t get the chance to continue, because in the next second Virgil had cupped his hands under his boyfriend’s jaw and pulled him close to press their lips together in a soft kiss.

One moment, Deceit was stiff and unresponsive and the next he went limp in Virgil’s arms, pushing himself closer as he returned the kiss.

When Virgil pulled back, Dee let out a whine. He grinned at the demon in front of him, just watching the bright flush decorating his features and the way the scales on his face sparkled prettily in the light.

“Ya know,” Virgil started, voice soft and adoring, “I do have one question about our whole relationship.”

Dee opened his eyes then, blinking owlishly up at him.

“What’s that?”

Virgil took a moment to respond, just admiring his boyfriend’s expression. Finally he pressed a kiss to the other’s scales before he finally answered.

“Why were you so intent on dating me, when you first answered my summons?”

And suddenly Dee jerked out of Virgil’s grip, surprising him into dropping his hands as he stared at his boyfriend.

“Uh… you okay Dee?”

Deceit nodded, covering his face with his hands and breathing deeply.

“Yes I’m,” he cleared his throat, “I’m fine, the question just… wasn’t one I was expecting to come up.”

Virgil furrowed his brows in confusion.

“You didn’t expect me to be curious why you were so interested in dating me?”

“...Now that you’ve said it like that, I suppose that was a… miscalculation on my part.”

He snorted, holding his arms out in an invitation for Dee to nestle against him, which he did as soon as he’d moved his hands enough to see the action. Virgil grinned, wrapping his arms around Deceit’s waist and settling his chin on the other’s hair.

“So. Why did mister terrifying and powerful demon Deceit want to ‘court me’ as you put it forever ago.”

Dee huffed, leaning back against Virgil more as he considered.

“When I first saw you, I was… taken by your beauty,” he started, tapping his fingers against Virgil’s arm, “I almost didn’t start the act at first, because all I could think about was that this witch was the prettiest mortal I’d seen in centuries.”

Virgil was quiet, and if anyone asked about the blush on his face he’d jinx their underwear to their ass. Thank God no one was here to worry about.

“And then I could feel the fear and I was… disappointed but not surprised. I figured I could use that to my advantage. Which… now that I’ve reacquainted with human culture I feel horrible about forcing you into such a relationship, especially given your romantic orientation.”

There was a snort, and Dee smacked Virgil’s arm as he felt his boyfriend’s shoulders shake against his back.

“Sorry, sorry. I know, it’s something you’re embarrassed over, but considering you just told me you went all circle king on me because you were basically gay panicking is just… Dee that’s hilarious,” Virgil explained, a snicker escaping him as he talked.

Dee huffed, knowing he was pouting but Virgil wasn’t able to see his expression so he didn’t really care. Until Virgil pressed a kiss to his cheek and his face was back to flushing, his power glow pulsing the way it did when Virgil flustered him.

“Okay. Okay so you wanted a date because you thought I was pretty? How’d that work out for ya?” Virgil teased, hooking his chin over Deceit’s shoulder.

“Worked out pretty well, I think. Considering the same day you gave me a nickname, and then expressed enough trust in me to use my magic on you. And then you told me it felt like… like a snake sunbathing and I think… I think I fell in love with you right then.”

Virgil stilled, his little swaying movements that he had started without really thinking coming to an abrupt halt.

“...What?” he asked breathlessly, not realizing that Dee may take his wonder as something else.

“I… Yes. You just… You looked beautiful wrapped up in my magic, and you were enjoying it, I thought that was amazing. It was amazing that my magic, something I’ve used so often to hurt people could cause someone so stunning such absolute joy.”

Dee listened to Virgil breathe behind him for a moment, frowning in concern when he didn’t speak up after two minutes. He moved away from Virgil so he could turn and look at him, and the expression he saw on the human’s face made his eyes widen.

It was so adoring Dee’s chest ached, but before he could speak up, Virgil had leaned forward to kiss him again.

This kiss, unlike the last one, stole Dee’s breath away. Sure, the last one had him melting into Virgil’s hold but this one Dee could feel how much Virgil loved him and it was the best thing he’d ever experienced.

When Virgil pulled away this time, Dee didn’t even have the presence of mind to whine. He just exhaled softly against his boyfriend’s face, not opening his eyes as he enjoyed the feeling of Virgil’s hands on his skin.

“I love you,” Virgil breathed softly, and as cheesy as it was, the words made a slow, soft grin spread on Deceit’s face.

“I love you, too.”

Virgil’s thumb stroked over Dee’s face, and he couldn’t resist the urge to press their foreheads together as he took in his boyfriend’s content and love-struck expression.

Not for the first time since he realized he was in love Virgil thought he was really glad he botched that summons.

And then he kissed Dee again and all thoughts were gone.

[waokevale]

The "DARK" Secret - Chapter 3

[Sorry guys, I don't really have the time and will for there to be a fanart under each and every chapter...! :/ ]

Time had has passed pretty quickly for Dee.

Both of the Young twins grew.

Too fast for his liking as he didn't even get to turn around and the twins now both turned 15 as they were now full-time Dark Sides.

Them and the Light Sides weren't much of friends though...

The Dark sides did despised the Light sides a lot, but Roman....He didn't despise them.

He hated them. 

He hated the way they acted, especially Patton. He seemed so...fake and suspicious.

Something seemed so fishy about this guy....He couldn't quite figure it out, yet.

Though Roman did like his host, Thomas. He wanted to get on his 'good' side and also to keep an eye out on those....other sides, just in case they were planning to do something ever.

Then...And idea struck him.

Maybe he could blend in with them and spy on them! Yes!

That way he could get the attention of Thomas and one day...maybe even free his brother, Ethan and Remy!

But he also needed to tell Deceit about the whole plan....

But first, Remus.

When he told his brother the plan, the other started energeticly clapping with an impressed and hopeful look on his face.

-"Wow! That's a great plan bro! Maybe it would work if those idiots were dumb enough-"

But then he was cut off by Deceit himself.

-"Who are those idiots you are talking about, the light sides I suppose?" Ethan plainly asked.

-"Ummm, yeah. I sort of have.... ugh..."

Roman stuttered.

-"Ro-Ro wants to spy on the Light sides to see what they are up to and maybe soon enough snuck us in Thomas's life!" Remus finished, still very excited, while Deceit's jaw basically dropped in either shock or surprise before loud:

-"WHAAAAAT?! Why would you- Roman! Do you know how dangerous it is?! What if they'll caught you?! What if something bad happens to you?! Oh god, I couldn't imagine what Patton would do if he found out...." Ethan seemed very paranoid or rather scared of the idea Roman just gave him.

-"Calm down, Dee-Dee. I'll be fine, I promise.

Besides, I've played acting with you guys thousands of times to actually be skilled enough to not get caught."

Deceit signed heavily before saying:

-"Roman...This is not theater or some sort of a game, this is much more serious and dangerous, I'm not sure If you could actually manage to do it...."

-"But Dee! I know what I'm doing! I'd be just fine, I swear!

Besides I'm the more good-looking twin anyway so they might let me in!" Roman of course then added the last part on purpose.

"WAIT WHAT?! Who said you are hotter than me?!"

Remus argued and soon enough it became a silly quarrel they had.

It was never too serious, neither was this time.

-"Guys, guys YOU ARE BOTH EQUALLY HOT SO SHUT UP ALREADY!"

Ethan yelled tiredly, not thinking 'straight' ahead of what was he saying.

The twins both imidiately turned their heads in the Deceitful trait's direction before smirking, as Ethan slowly realized what he had just said, his human half turning red from the embarassment as his snake half was painted with equal amount of dark green blush.

He already knew they won't stop teasing him about it for the next month at least.

-"So you think we are hot?" - Roman laughed while playfully winking back at the snake side.

-"Awww Dee-Dee. I see your two D's are getting turned on by the both of us?" Remus added while they started laughing and soon enough ended on the floor, as Deceit's embarrassment turned into anger, there could be heard two loud slaps in the air.

-"Bastards!" He yelled, frowning and running out of the room.

Then there was a queit, barely possible to hear sob from the snake-looking side.

Both of the twins faces from hysteric turned into sad one's in no time.

They had clearly upset Ethan, forgetting he was fragile about this topic specifically.

They decided to form Dee's favorite cookies and some juice out of thin air and go apologize.

They weren't just any clueless teenagers after all.

As they knocked on the door there could be heard a miserable voice saying:

-"What do you want...?" 

Which made the twins even more sad and guilty.

-"Ethy we came to apologize...Please forgive us, we're sorry. They said in unison like they always did, when they thought the same thing, which wasn't rare.

After a little while of silence they decided to give up and put the board with food outside his door and as soon as they started walking back, the door opened.

-"Okay, I forgive you, you goofballs." Ethan smirked playfully which made the other two start beaming again with happiness as they both threw themselves at him as he gave out a shocked yelp.

They all collapsed on the floor, laughing after a few seconds.

As they did, Roman decided to boop Deceit on the nose receiving a small *blep* from the other as he began to get "angrier."

Not seriously angrier this time though, it was like a "tantrum anger".

But it was all a trick because as soon as Roman closed his eyes he was being attacked by tickles from the other side.

His brother was on Dee's side this time and soon enough they defeated Roman who was currently hysterically crying from the so called "torture".

-"H-h-ow d-d-ha-ha-re y-you b-bropff-brother! I-I thought we- hahaha-were-on-the-haha-same-t-team!"

-"I changed sides to help Dee-Dee!"

After the little bonding, they got up as Roman's face got serious. Remus knew what he already had in his mind so he frowned a little from ruining the moment.

-"Dee? About the earlier topic-" Roman started.

-"You can go." Deceit replied before the prideful side could finish.

-"W-wait, really?" Both creativities looked very surprised at the snake's answer.

-"Yes....Just please, be careful. I will never forgive myself if you'll get hurt or manipulated" he said sadly.

The twins tucked him in more tighter hug this time and tried making him feel better.

-"Thank you Dee so much! Now I know that that's a lot of trust to put in someone, I love you so much!" Roman exclaimed happily.

-"No, thank you guys, I'm so lucky I have you here." Ethan smiled softly as he always did.

Hearts of the both of the twins had already turned into jelly.

It even worked on Remy.

This one smile could bring peace to the whole world!

How couldn't the light sides just see it?!

[briandthemoon]

Janus!

favorite thing about them:

His mannerisms and his entrances being so damn fun, god I audibly screamed when he appeared in SVS-R the first time I watched it.

least favorite thing about them:

I’m not sure what to put for this one really. Maybe just that we haven’t seen him interact with Remus yet, because that’s an absolute crime. 

favorite line:

“Oh Roman thank god you-“

Okay, no I’m kidding I promise. I already caused enough angst with that one if my art has anything to say about it.

“You’re not stuck with an evil snake boy. You’re just stuck with a snake boy.“

or

“You’re right, there are much less barbaric.... much more fun, methods.... of sabotage.“

brOTP:

Loceit or Sleepceit honestly. Class masters vs Sass masters, yknow?

OTP:

[inhales]

[breathes]

Dukeceit.

I also like Roceit sometimes too ngl. ..... and Moceit’s kinda grown on me.

nOTP:

Anxciet tbh? I don’t really specifically have a notp for Janus tbh but Anxceit’s probably one I’m just not about. ..... However I have seen some cool aus based around them being exes and thats kinda neat.

random headcanon:

For Human AUs I love the idea that Janus has snakebites, its probably pretty basic but it’s a fave. I am also very fond of the idea that he bleps more around people he’s fond of or the more fun he’s having.

unpopular opinion:

Listen I love Roman, and it was a really petty low blow for Janus to go in for, but I absolutely don’t blame him for being pissed that Roman laughed at his name. Like he pulled that one with Virgil but at least then he held back until Patton came out with the “shouldn’t it be something like, Virgon?” before he burst out laughing. And he backed down once Thomas called him on it. 

Doesn’t mean I didn’t feel the pain in my heart over Roman though, he’s really trying.

And tbf, you can see Janus regretted going that far when the camera next cuts back to him too, like damn, this snake boy is making me feel things.

song i associate with them:

Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac.

favorite picture of them:

From my own art, the mini comic of him getting ratted out by Patton to Virgil I did as a side to the protective Virgil art is probably my fave just over the “It’s Soup” doodle.

For someone else’s art, it’s really tough, there’s a lot of good Janus’s out there, but I’ll have to go with @thoriffix ‘s stimmy Janus doodle, it’s so cute! Heck most of their Janus stuff is awesome! I also really love @lavender-mochi ‘s pride Janus with the rainbow scales, it’s beautiful!

[the-sunshine-dims]

Green

title: green 

words: 2202

ao3 link

pairings: dukeceit (deceit and Remus,)

*warnings*; strong language, sympathetic dark sides , thoughts of abandonment, crying,  mentions of food, hurt/comfort, mentions of burns,

summary: Remus gets accepted my the light sides, deceit is happy for him but sad because he thinks Remus will abandon him. but then Remus comforts him

characters: deceit, Remus, Patton, Virgil, Logan, roman

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Remus somehow unknowingly got accepted to the light sides 

he spends so much time there deceit gives up thinking he’ll see his friend  anymore, at least not as a friend,

deceit gets used to the dinners that Remus isn’t there, well at least he tries, but he never gets used to the silence, that damned emptiness, deceit hated being alone, he never had told anyone but he hates being alone, absolutely hates it!

Remus hadn’t noticed how much time he spends there,

  by the time he goes to hang out with deceit he goes around the corner expecting to see the normal: deceits room with the classic “go away” door matt.

 but now there’s a small sign on the door “please do not come in” scribbled on it lightly

and then he notices that the door is not locked, which is unusual, normally deceit keeps his door locked so Remus would stop running in with a bunch of garbage in hand, 

so Remus of course starts getting worried and did the Remus way of things; opening the door without knocking 

he sees deceit curled up in a little ball next to his bed in his pajamas (w-was he crying?) 

“hey dee-dee! sorry I stopped intruding-”

deceit immediately flinched and tried wiping the endless tears from coming down  when Remus was noticed

“hey dee-dee are you ok?” Remus said genuinely concerned about dee

“ye-yeah i’m fine’ deceit said trying to cover up his tears (and failing)

“… are you sure?” Remus walked closer to the crying deceitful side 

“y-yeah-” deceit couldn’t say another word or he would completely break down (more then he already has)

“dee… I can tell when something wrong! that’s a little bit of my job after all!” 

deceit flinched at that, deciding it was better not to respond

“dee… can I hug you?” 

deceit was a little surprised that Remus had asked he couldn’t tell if it was good or bad all he knew was that it was all influenced by the light sides… it didn’t matter what his brain was saying he nodded slowly

Remus didn’t hesitate for a second to wrap his arms around deceit in a oddly soft embrace, Remus grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around them for extra comfort

“hey dee-dee… you don’t have to but can you tell me why you were crying? the last time you cried was when Virgil left… again you don’t have to tell me!” Remus said hesitantly trying to connect the dots (and somewhat failing)

deceit hesitantly muttered something  before speaking a little louder for Remus to actually hear “I- I was- I thought you were ganna le-leave-’” deceit got out before letting out a sob

 Remus was startled by that (Remus startled?? yes.) Remus held the crying snakey side closer

“shh its ok… shhh i wont leave..i would never leave you like Virgil did… its ok shh” Remus shushed comfortingly as he began crying a little too, he wasn’t expecting any of this.. honestly he just wanted to hold deceit protectively forever

after about a half hour deceit fell asleep quietly in a comforting embrace (#letthesnakesleep)

“aww he fell asleep! its better then crying more… I don’t want him to cry…” Remus said tilting his head on deceit’s head gently

he was happy deceit had gotten sleep and Remus just noticed that deceit had eye bags,

 Remus realized he hadn’t seen deceit in a while… he was ganna change that, if he had gotten excepted by the “light” sides then he would bring deceit with him! deceit deserves to be listened to, if they would listen to Remus they would listen to deceit.

after about another half hour Remus had also fallen asleep —— Patton had decided it was a good idea to allow Remus to be a more active member of the famILY 

the others hadn’t really opposed to it but they could tell Virgil wasn’t the most thrilled, and roman got fed up with Remus easily (brothers ya know)

but Virgil knew Remus didn’t really wanna actually hurt anyone and roman just didn’t really care as long as Remus didn’t touch his sword 

so Patton invited Remus for dinner, again, and again, and again, until Remus kind of came on instinct ______ Patton didn’t know why but he felt on edge, Patton knew he was missing something but he couldn’t tell what it was, Patton knew he was missing something! it made Patton a little mad he couldn’t figure out what he was missing

then around dinner Remus doesn’t show up, and that’s all it took to worry Patton.

Remus was gone, they looked everywhere even his (very messy) room, they still couldn’t find him

it wasn’t until Virgil decided that it would be a good idea to check deceits room or at least ask him if he had seen Remus recently or knew where he is

when Virgil knocked and didn’t get an answer Virgil got more worried he already was, Virgil turned the door nob seeing if it was locked it wasn’t, so Virgil finally hesitantly opened the door

he saw the two wrapped around each other absorbing each others warmth

“hey pat Remus is fine!” Virgil yelled after closing the door

“hmm! did you find him!? did deceit know where he was?” Patton asked quickly walking over to Virgil

“well deceit definitely knows where he is, but deceit didn’t tell me…  cuddle puddle.”

Patton made a small happy lil gasp “aww!! so we should leave them be! we can talk or hang out with Remus later! maybe we can hang out with deceit too,”

Virgil chuckled “ok pat lets go tell the others- Roman. not to destroy the mindscape looking for him”

——-

Remus woke up quietly a couple hours before deceit but didn’t want to wake him up or leave him alone so he just stayed there quietly cuddling closer letting deceit absorb his warmth

when deceit woke up he noticed the still lingering Remus around him 

“m’  sorry…” deceit muttered close to tears again, unknowing Remus was actually awake, he felt awful, ‘what if he had just ruined Remus’s chance at finally being listened to?’ his mind said

Remus wrapped his arms tighter around deceit 

Remus tilted deceits head to face him, “you don’t need to apologize… I mean I don’t apologize even when I do something wrong most of the time and you didn’t even do anything wrong!’ Remus laughed softly, trying

to make sure deceit knew  everything is ok

Remus wondered how long deceit had been crying before Remus came in, ‘how long has he thought I was ganna leave him completely? how long has he thought he would be completely alone?’ Remus thought

“thanks…… can- can we have more blankets? I want comfy!” deceit smiled wetly

Remus laughed “sure, but lets go to the kitchen first so you can eat,”

“ok” deceit smiled

Remus picked up deceit surprisingly deceit didn’t squirm or protest “now lets go!” Remus smiled as deceit quickly grabbed the blanket from the ground and readjusted himself a bit so he wouldn’t be cold,

Remus wandered into the kitchen deceit In his arms

he sat deceit on the couch 

“hey! I can help make the food! I-” deceit said 

“nope, you should be resting you have bags under your eyes, and since I don’t know the last time you’ve slept~ just sit tight, okay?” 

deceit decided not to argue, he let out a sigh “fine, but~ later we have to make cupcakes,”

Remus let out a loud a laugh “deal, it also says a lot that you’re to tired to lie,” Remus ruffled deceits hair causing deceit to blep 

“… fair… also no hair squish!” deceit swatted at Remus’s hands,

Remus laughed “ok sir blep-noodle! now i’m ganna go make pancakes,” and with that he walked into the kitchen.

deceit grabbed the remote, turning on a show, just so he had something to pay attention to, to pass he time —————- after about an hour or so, (deceit wasn’t paying attention to the time) Remus came back with two plates of pancakes,

“dee-dee! I got the food! and I only got burnt twice!” Remus beamed at deceit before handing deceit the plate

deceit gave a airy chuckle “thank you, and i’m proud your getting better at cooking but I think we should get that number of burns down to zero.”

Remus laughed “ok. now eat you sleep deprived snake, and then after we eat we can watch movies! though tomorrow we have to find a solution the- uhhh- thing? because we cant have you being sad or lonely!”

Remus smiled dee

deceit sighed “okay” then they both began eating

—————–

 a while later (no one was keeping track of the time) they turned on a couple movies and cuddled until deceit fell asleep, using Remus as a pillow,

 —————–

 when they woke up they ate and watched a couple more movies.

 Remus paused the movie and looked over at the side latched onto Remus’s arm “hey dee-dee should we go to the light sides and try to solve the problem soon?”

 deceit looked at Remus and gave a contemplative look, “hmm I guess so, do you mean right now or-? because if its right now I have to change out of my pajamas”

 Remus laughed “nah, not right now, we’ll go chat with them when ever you feel like you can, talking can be hard when your tired.” 

deceit nodded “okay, well i’m not as tired as I was a couple days ago so I think I’ll be fine,” deceit smiled at Remus and Remus smiled back

“ok so are you fine with going now?”

“sure but-”

Remus stood up and swooped down to pick up dee

“lets go!”

deceit laughed “Remus- pfft- no we have to change!” deceit giggled

 “if they say anything bad about your snake pj’s then I’ll fight them!” Remus laughed maniacally causing deceit to burst into a fit of giggles

Remus beamed at the giggling deceit, he began running to the light sides area 

“Remus- no-”

“Remus yes, owo”

deceit laughed again

“Remus-“ deceit laughed again  "actually, this probably isn’t the weirdest thing they’ve seen, they have Virgil, Virgil goes to bed at 4 am and if you got to the kitchen at 3 you see him sitting on the fridge.”

this caused Remus to laugh  “yep!” 

Remus burst into the light side living room with deceit in his arms

“what up bitches?!” Remus yelled with a laugh

Patton yelped “oh- hi Remus! hi deceit!” Patton said deciding not to mention the fact about them being in their pj’s

roman on the other hand- “why are you in your pajamas? did Remus wake you up and bring you here?”

deceit stared at Remus “that wasn’t anything bad about the pj’s, no fighting.”

Remus laughed “fine~”

Patton, Virgil, and roman looked at each other confused

“have you two eaten?” Logan asked

“oh don’t worry Logan! I made sure he ate!” Remus said happily

“good, deceit i’m guessing the reason you’re in your pajamas is because of Remus?” Logan continued

deceit giggled “no, he didn’t pick me up off the couch and run me over here”

“oh don’t act like you don’t like being carried” Remus chuckled

deceit hissed and Remus booped his snoot causing deceit to blep again 

“noo! I am powerful fear me! I am an agent of chaos!” deceit squeaked 

the two abrupted into fits of giggles 

Patton beamed a smile at the two giggly bois

deceit remembered people were there. his face turned bright red and he hid his face in Remus’s shirt with the logic of ‘if I cant see them they cant see me’

and deceit stayed there for about a half hour while Remus talked to the other sides, and deceit just absorbed Remus’s warmth, ignoring the outside worlds existence 

and then deceit heard a muffled Remus asking “if I can join the light sides then can he? I don’t want him to be alone,” deceit tensed

“I mean, you’ve talked about him, and pretty much confirmed that he doesn’t wish Thomas harm, plus he doesn’t deserve to be abandoned. so yeah he can be a light side,” said a more serious sounding Patton 

Remus smiled

deceit readjusted himself “hey Remus can you set me down? its getting uncomfortable, plus I wanna go get a hoodie, its cold.” deceit whispered to Remus

Remus nodded and set him down to the confusion of the others, deceit walked off

“is he coming back or-?” Roman asked

Remus shrugged “depends if he finds a hoodie or he finds a warm place to huddle in,” 

“does he usually wander off to find warmth?” Logan asked

“eh sometimes, though when  its winter I go with him! he’s a cold danger noodle!” Remus laughed 

they continued to talk for a while before Remus left

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“i’m pretty sure we’ll need more blankets,” roman laughed “first because I want to make pillow forts and second because cold snake,” 

Patton smiled “agreed” 

“am I the only one who has the feeling that we’ll randomly find deceit in a pile of blankets in the middle of the floor?” Logan asked

Virgil laughed at that “oh that’s definitely ganna happen.”

————–

end

[caitlinsnow-yayyy]

Drabble - Sharing is Caring

(blame @chataclysmes for this existing because I now want Lukalix things and I need to supply myself with it because this is a hella rare pair, thx pal <3)

Alix looked up at her boyfriend, very very seriously. “There’s an akuma attack going on right now.” “Uh huh,” Luka replied, nodding. “Well... aren’t you gonna go help them?” she asked, raising a brow.

“Wut?” Luka asked, trying to hide his nervousness behind feigned innocence. Shite. His bae knew he was Viperion. 

“You’re just standing there for some reason!” Alix said, daft at how calm he was right now. “I, personally, believe Viperion could be really useful here.” “Who’s Viperion?” Luka blurted out. 

Alix sighed, face-palming. “Well, if you don’t wanna use the Snake... why don’t you let me use it?” “What? No! I’d never put you in-” Luka began, but covered his mouth when he realized this was probably just a trap set up for him. 

And then... he realized something. Not only was this a trap, but Alix was also dead serious. Her hand was still out-stretched, and she seemed genuinely interested in wielding the Snake.

“C’mon, I’ve LITERALLY got snake sleeves!” Alix said. “And plus... I-I lowkey really just wanna try it... pretty please?” 

Luka sighed. “You promise me you won’t get yourself hurt?” he asked softly, picking Alix up so she could be face-height with him. The height difference was really something between these two. 

“If I do, I’ll use Second Chance and you’ll never know,” Alix winked, blepping her tongue out. Luka chuckled, kissing her cheek several times while she laughed and protested playfully. 

“Bring her back in one piece, bud,” Luka said as Sass came flying out, ready for action. “Ah, so thisssss is the pretty girl you talk about,” Sass observed as Alix slipped on the bangle. She looked up at Luka, and gave him a soft “Really? I love you” look.

Somehow, before Luka could speak, she yelled, “SASS! SCALES SLITHER!” and transformed into her Snake superhero suit. It was a cute little onesie-like costume with a hoodie and goggles, and also a snake tail belt.

“Be right back,” Alix winked, racing off to go fight the akuma. Luka just smiled as he watched her run off into battle with her lyre, looking so amazing as she did so...

...Wait. Something just clicked.

With a few simple words, Alix Kubdel had managed to talk Luka into giving his Miraculous to her. And that was all it took! Oh, imagine if she worked for Hawk Moth... 

Even if she didn’t (lord that would be unlucky), he was pretty confident Ladybug and Chat would have some strong words for him later.

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Sparkling Morning Kisses

or: How to turn your new boyfriend into a blushing mess by Patton.

Being stuck in a car really makes your mind wander, I have no idea where this fluff came from, but alas here it is.

Ship: Logan, Patton and Deceit

Characters: Logan, Deceit, Patton, Virgil, Roman, Thomas is mentioned.

Warnings: none that i can think of.

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The morning light shone in through the window of the kitchen, drenching it in a gentle golden light. Patton was humming to himself as he danced around in the kitchen while getting the breakfast for the others ready, the had prepared hot water with one sugar cube for Logan’s tea and had the tea bag next to the cup, it wasn’t time to put it in the water yet.

Patton was whisking together the pancake batter, the tea standing ready on the counter, when two slim arms wrapped around his waist and a sleepy hum came from the person behind his as they nuzzled closer. Patton hummed back and leaned his head to the side to rub his cheek against Logan’s dark brown hair.

 “Morning, love.” Patton spoke, gently kissing the crown of Logan’s head as he got a muffled greeting in return.

Patton would be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy how cuddly and adorable Logan was in the morning before he got his tea. He giggled when he felt Logan kiss his neck before lifting his head to rest his jaw over Patton’s shoulder.

 “Pancakes?”

 “Yeah, It’s the kiddo’s favourite,i’m not blind to the fact that they have booth been struggling for a while, so i thought making their favourite breakfast would make them feel a bit better.” Patton put away the bowl of batter and reached for the tea and handed it to Logan. “Here you go, honey.”

Logan untangled his arms from around Patton and gently took the cup smiling into the kiss, Patton placed on his lips, and cheeks before kissing him on the nose and pulled back giggling.

Logan opened his eyes to lean forward and kiss Patton on the nose as well, only making Patton giggle harder and an adorable flush covered his freckled cheeks.

The smell of pancakes filled the kitchen later, and both Virgl and Roman had come down to eat, having finished and gone back to their own thing.

Patton sent a look to the clock and nodded walking over to the coffee machine and made it ready for Deceit’s arrival.

 “Are we asking him today?” Logan asked as he looked up from the crosswords in the replica of Thomas’s newspaper.

 “I- yes? I was hoping so. I’m just a bit anxious about it.” Patton said as he put away the dishes.

 “How so?” Logan put down the newspaper and pen to give Paton his full attention. the moral side rubbed his hands along the cat hoodie.

 “What… what if he doesn’t feel the same way?”

 “From what I have managed to gather from the way he keeps looking at us when he thinks we are not looking, and from what Virgil had told me and I quote ‘he’s so stupidly in love with you two he won’t stop talking about it’. Also I believe it is best to show him what our intentions are and tell him, and if he ends up rejecting us, then… is it not better to know than being left in uncertainty?” Logan reached out and took Patton’s hand, giving it a squeeze of comfort.

 “You’re right Logan… but I can’t help but worry.”

 “And that is okay.” Patton only gave a nod in reply.

Deceit entered the kitchen with a wide yawn making his jaw crack and he rubbed at his closed eye with the heel of his palm as he waddled into the kitchen in his fluffy black and yellow striped morning robe, fluffy pyjama pants and a black t-shirt that had a bigger version of his logo on the chest, and fluffy yellow slippers.

It was to friggin early, despite the fact that it was the middle of the day.

He needed coffee and he needed it now, if he was to have the energy to deal with everything today.

He blinked when the coffee mug was placed in his hands.

 “Here you go, honeydee, just the way you like it.” Patton spoke giving him a peck on the cheek, and not just any cheek, the scaly one.

 “Glad to see that you are awake Deceit.” Logan spoke as he walked up behind him and gave his shoulders a light massage, knowing Deceit tended to get stiff often, despite his increased flexibility due to being part snake.

Deceit blinked again, when Logan kissed his other cheek.

He couldn’t help the squeak that left him at the suddenness of it all, not that he was fully against it. Logan and Patton had been part of his dreams for way to long and this was just one of many things his mind had made up for him to dream about.

 “Your coffee is getting cold, love.” Logan spoke as he gently pushed the cup closer to Deceit who remembered the coffee again. He took a sip and in a slight daze left the space between Patton and Logan to sit down on the table.

Patton and Logan let him leave and Patton moved closer to Logan still unsure.

 “Did we overdo it?”

 “I do not think he is fully awake yet, and therefore have not processed the information. Give him a few minutes after he finished his coffee, my dear.” Logan said kissing Patton on the temple.

It took precisely 10 minutes and 3 seconds before it clicked and Patton and Logan got to watch how the whole human side of Deceit’s face turned red as Roman’s sash and the scales flickering into a bring yellow.

Deceit slammed his now empty mug, held by both hands onto the table and stared at them making a garbled mess of sounds neither of them understood, but from the confused flustered expression it was clear to them both what he was asking.

 “We have talked to each other” Logan started “And we both care about you-” Patton elbowed him lightly in the side “Sorry we both love you very much, and would like for you to join our relationship.” Logan stated, rubbing his side with a pout that Patton kissed away in apology.

Deceit gaped like a fish before he closed his mouth and swallowed

 “A-are you… are you sure… you want me?” he asked slowly.

 “Yes!” Patton said before Logan managed to open his mouth again and moved over to grab Deceit’s cheeks squishing them a bit in the process. “I know we have had our differences and not always seen each other eye to eye in the past, but you’re whole presence here, dear, it made me realise that you’re not as terrible as you liked us to believe at first, and honestly, you are SO CUTE!” Patton turned to face Logan turning Deceit’s face to face him too “Just look at him! He’s an adorable noodle!” Deceit wasn’t sure what in his chaotic confusion spurred him on to blep, but still he did and Patton gasped long and loud as stars grew in his eyes “HE EVEN GOT THE TONGUES!” Patton screeched in glee, only making Deceit blush all over again.

 “Well I do have to agree that he is adorable, altho he has not yet answered our question, so please calm down a bit, love.” Logan said with a warm smile on his lips.

 “Oh! Oh right. sorry...” Patton let go of Deceit’s face and rubbed at the back of his neck with a sheepish look on his face.

 “I… I don’t know...” Deceit started

 “It’s okay, take all the time you need.” Logan reassured, Deceit stared at him before he looked down at his empty coffee cup.

 “I mean… are you guys sure you want this?” he looked up at them both, hesitant and unsure, but they could both see the small glimmer of hope in his eyes.

 “Yes.” Logan said with a nod and Patton was odding so fast and hard his face was getting burry as he repeated ‘Yes’ over and over.

Deceit looked away blushing at how honest they were being, before he rubbed at his scaled cheek and sent them a glance now and again before he swallowed, trying to get the dryness out of his mouth.

 “Then...” he started having to think about what he wanted to say “Then I… I- I would love to.” he blurted the rest of the sentence out glancing up to them afterwards to see if they caught it and from the happy growing beaming grin that grew on Patton’s face it was clear the moral side had heard him and Logan reached out and ruffled his hair, making the mop of already untamed hair a bit wilder.

Deceit gave away a startled yelp when Patton suddenly threw himself at him, unable to hold back his affections, causing them both to fall of the chair and crash to the floor with a audible crash. Logan placed his face in his hands and groaned.

Only looking up when he felt two pair of eyes on his and he turned his head to see how Virgil and Roman watched from the doorway.

 “What’s going on?” Virgil asked

 “Why is Patton and Deceit on the floor?” Roman said staring at the sight of Patton drowning Deceit’s face with kisses and hugs.

 “Deceit has joined our relationship and as you can see, Patton is being Patton.” Logan turned back to his two boyfriends and chuckled “All is good, now i got a boyfriend to save.”

Virgil and Roman could only stare as Logan with unknown strength picked up Patton from Deceit, giving him the promise of cuddles on the couch if he went and got it ready with blankets and pillows. Patton rushed by Roman and Virgil but not before giving them caring peck on the temple and crown of their heads.

Logan helped Deceit back to his feet, the other still flustered and looking dazed.

 “You okay?”

 “He’s gonna be the death of me, Logan.” Deceit looking up at him “And I would have no qualms whatsoever.” Logan only chuckled as he gently caressed Deceit’s cheek.

 “Well, I can not let Patton get all the fun, now can I.” he said and Deceit felt his face heat up once more when Logan pulled him close. “May I?” Deceit gave a nod, not trusting his voice.

Logan closed the rest of the way, letting their lips meet.

Deceit wasn’t sure what to do with his ands and grabbed hold of the front of Logan’s shirt as he melted into the kiss.

If he’d known the morning would turn out to be like this, he would have woken up earlier.